GIFT DISPENSARY

IDENTITY

We are dedicated cannabis connoisseurs, committed to customer service excellence, and 100% DC Initiative 71 compliant. Our collective cannabis intel spans decades and we wield this knowledge for the benefit of our clients.

INSTRUCTIONS

According to DC Initiative 71, recreational cannabis cannot be sold or purchased in the District. However, it can be given as a gift. Buy a little known secret about Washington, D.C. and receive a free gift. The bigger the secret, the better the gift!

ORDER

Ready to check out our stash for yourself? We offer both delivery and pick-up options for our clients. Please see additional instructions for both options below.

DELIVERY

Check out our gift menu and determine what size secret you'd like to purchase. Then TEXT or CALL us to arrange a delivery time and location. Please note we DO NOT deliver on federal or local government grounds. Please allow up to 1 hour for deliveries from the time your order is confirmed. 

CALL or TEXT for DELIVERY 

(202) 946-2773

***Note we are still getting things squared away after our recent telecom issues.

Thank you for your patience during this time of rapid adjustment!

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PICK-UP

Text us or give us a call and we'll provide our location and further instructions. We always use safe, secure, and comfortable spaces with a sense of luxury. With this option you'll get guidance from our staff and be able to see the range of gifts we have on hand. 

CALL or TEXT for an APPOINTMENT 

(202) 946-2773

***Note we are still getting things squared away after our recent telecom issues.

Thank you for your patience during this time of rapid adjustment!