

Mission
Our mission is to continuously impress our clients with top shelf cannabis gifts in a safe and inviting setting. What is top shelf? It's top-notch, 5 star, the cream of the crop, the best of the best, the headiest of the heady, the fire. If you don't know what we mean, we welcome the opportunity to show you.

Identity
We are dedicated cannabis connoisseurs, committed to customer service excellence, and 100% DC Initiative 71 compliant. Our collective cannabis intel spans decades and we wield this knowledge for the benefit of our clients.
Instructions
According to DC Initiative 71, recreational cannabis cannot be sold or purchased in the District. However, it can be given as a gift. Buy a little known secret about Washington, D.C. and receive a free gift. The bigger the secret, the better the gift!
Delivery
Check out our gift menu and determine what size secret you'd like to purchase. Then contact us to arrange a delivery time and location. Please note we DO NOT deliver on federal or local government grounds. Please allow up to 1 hour for deliveries from the time your order is confirmed.
Please Message & Order by
TEXT or CHAT
(240) 814-4565 or Chat Box below

Pick-Up
Hit us by Text or Chat Box and we'll provide our location and further instructions. We always use safe, secure, and convenient public areas. With this option you'll be picking up from a sidewalk or curbside location, but still in a discreet manner.

Please Message & Order by
TEXT or CHAT


(240) 814-4565 or Chat Box below
Delivery
Hours
Monday - Thursday 11:00am - 8:00pm
Friday & Saturday 11:00am - 8:00pm
Sunday 11:00am - 8:00pm
Pick-Up
Hours
Monday - Thursday 11:00am - 8:00pm
Friday & Saturday 11:00am - 8:00pm
Sunday 11:00am - 8:00pm