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GIFT DISPENSARY

MISSION

Our mission is to continuously impress our clients with top shelf cannabis gifts in a safe and inviting setting. What is top shelf? It's top-notch, 5 star, the cream of the crop, the best of the best, the headiest of the heady, the fire. If you don't know what we mean, we welcome the opportunity to show you. 

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IDENTITY

We are dedicated cannabis connoisseurs, committed to customer service excellence, and 100% DC Initiative 71 compliant. Our collective cannabis intel spans decades and we wield this knowledge for the benefit of our clients.

 
 

INSTRUCTIONS

According to DC Initiative 71, recreational cannabis cannot be sold or purchased in the District. However, it can be given as a gift. Buy a little known secret about Washington, D.C. and receive a free gift. The bigger the secret, the better the gift!

 
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ORDER

Ready to check out our stash for yourself? We offer both delivery and pick-up options for our clients. Please see additional instructions for both options below.

DELIVERY

Check out our gift menu and determine what size secret you'd like to purchase. Then TEXT or CALL us to arrange a delivery time and location. Please note we DO NOT deliver on federal or local government grounds. Please allow up to 1 hour for deliveries from the time your order is confirmed. 

CALL or TEXT for DELIVERY 

(202) 335-0883

***Note we may text you on (202) 568-8341 due to issues with Verizon

 

***Our old line (202) 335-4206 still works for non AT&T customers

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PICK-UP

Text us or give us a call and we'll provide our location and further instructions. We always use safe, secure, and comfortable spaces with a sense of luxury. With this option you'll get guidance from our staff and be able to see the range of gifts we have on hand. 

CALL or TEXT for an APPOINTMENT 

(202) 335-0883

***Note we may text you on (202) 568-8341 due to issues with Verizon

 

***Our old line (202) 335-4206 still works for non AT&T customers

 
 

DELIVERY

HOURS

Monday - Thursday 11:00am - 8:00pm

Friday & Saturday 11:00am - 8:00pm

Sunday 11:00am - 8:00pm 

PICK-UP

HOURS

Monday - Thursday 11:00am - 8:00pm

Friday & Saturday 11:00am - 8:00pm

Sunday 11:00am - 8:00pm 

 

CONTACT

We'd love to hear from you

(202) 335-0883

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